This is what happens when you ignore every single web design principle ever created. This website is intentionally awful. It loads slowly. It looks terrible. The colors hurt your eyes. The animations are seizure-inducing. Nothing makes sense. Everything is wrong.
We've got Comic Sans. We've got clashing neon colors. We've got marquee tags. We've got spinning divs. We've got unnecessary delays. We've got inefficient code that makes your browser cry. This is peak terrible web design from 1997, but somehow worse.
Every best practice? Violated. Every accessibility guideline? Ignored. Every performance optimization? Reversed. This is a monument to everything that should never exist on the web. And yet, here we are.